"I tried not to reblog this I swear"
Yeah well you fucking failed. how does it feel to be a fucking failure you piece of shit
why is the mom telling her daughter she’s ready to shave?
why is the mom calling her daughter mom
4 score and 20 years ago i blazed it
now im stoned
*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*
see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it
oh you had a bad day???????? WELL 2014 years ago the dinosaurs went instinct on this very day. think before u speak
…..sweetheart, I think you are mistaken.
listen sweetie(: im a dinosaur scientist i know what i’m talking about
the best thing that ever happened to me in high school was about 6 years ago our teacher never showed up for class and neither did the sub so one of the guys in the class just got up and started discussing his various theories about the island in lost and started drawing different diagrams on the board and ranting about his fan theories and everybody just went with it and raised their hands for him like he was the teacher and that was the class.
the problem with rich people is that i am not one